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dudewheresmycat:

justplainsomething:

capsicle107:

#everyone is all over hiddleston for this scene but can we appreciate how great evans was at imitating his mannerisms?

Evans was so good that we forgot it wasn’t Hiddleston playing Loki pretending to be Steve.

The entire scene is magnificent

combeferret:

fivetail:

pyreo:

snergelly:

"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock

testicle.

it’s literally a testicle

are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”

are you telling me that people didn’t know that

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

cinnasownmockingjay:

Katniss Everdeen + Judging You

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

totallyfubar:

So my friend Sam made a really good tweet today

totallyfubar:

So my friend Sam made a really good tweet today

People love her. Every time we do interviews together, she hugs everyone in the room, and I shake hands, and I immediately look like this stiff, repressed Brit. So from now on, I feel like I should snog someone. But then she’d probably do that better than me, too.

beatrispriorities:

be everything you want to be.

For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I don’t live in the woods by myself by the time I’m 25, I have failed.

[…] I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance. I do crazy shit.

Harry Potter + Soundtrack