beacon hills town slogan:
"don’t trust anybody. no one. don’t trust your neighbor. don’t trust your friends. don’t trust your mom. don’t trust your dog. no one. don’t do it."
There’s the girl who has been planning her wedding for months, just like everything is normal. Oh, but she is also sleeping with the hot, lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliche?
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Holland Roden | HBO’s Official 2014 Emmy After Party on August 25, 2014
Last night I was at my boyfriends house and I was laying on his bed being lazy and tired and then he came up behind me and started kissing my neck and being all cute and romantic or whatever except for some reason I couldn’t stop talking about chicken nuggets the whole time and then he told me, “Please stop talking, you’re ruining the moment.” And my response was “I can’t do this, I’m drooling.” and I think that pretty much sums up our entire relationship.
this is why brain isn’t the main character…
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
I think its perfect.