You sir are mighty attractive and it’s highly unnerving okay bye
Ok. I’ll start a pride with you any day
please help this young boy achieve his dream
I don’t normally reblog these, but I was particularly moved by this young boy’s dream.
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Add in your own language
English: I love you
Dutch: Ik hou van je.
German: Ich liebe dich.
Danish: Jeg elsker dig.
Portuguese: Eu te amo
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Bollywood: Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter: Always
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12 percent of the credit. . .
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Homura: MADOKA-CHAN!!
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Sokka: BOOMERANG!!
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: Honor!!
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy: MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm cap'n Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Loki: Sentiment
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Odin: HUARGH
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Hiddlestoner: I'm uncontrollably excited about you
Steve Rogers: Mr. Stark...
Rachel: I got off the plane.
Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di
Sam Winchester: You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you
Elena: It's always going to be stefan
Kuroko: I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan
Sam Puckett: I never said 'I hate you'
Tony: There was one more guy you pissed off... his name's Phil.
James: Q
Q: 007
Pinhead: What is your pleasure?
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
The Doctor: We had the best of times
The Master: Get out of the way
Les Mis: do you permit it?
Phantom Phandom: Say you'll need me every waking moment.
Eponine Thenardier: And do you know Monsieur Marius ? I believe I was a little in love with you.
Augustus Waters: Okay?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Nerdfighters: You have a stupid face.
Merlin: Dollophead
Croatian: Volim te
Arthur: Just hold me
Arthur: Thank you
Cas: Dean and I share a profound bond
Sherlock: I'd be lost without my blogger!
Phandom: you are better than toast
Cas: Hello Dean
Dean: I'd rather have you, cursed or not
Harvey Specter: He goes, I go
Mike Ross: Come on, I love you Harvey
Donna Paulsen: I'm not apologizing for who I am
Jessica Pearson: You will replace every one of those goddamn bran bars
Louis Litt: You just got Litt Up!
Rachel Zane: You think this is a year round tan?
Peeta Mellark: Here have some burnt bread
Authur: I want you to always be you
Dean: Bitch
Ashley Clements: Shut your stupid Dump Truck face
Dean: I prayed to you Cas, every night!
Will Grayson: my name is will grayson. and I appreciate you, tiny cooper!
Sam: Jerk
Damon Salvatore: I snapped your brothers neck because you wouldn't let me assault you
The Notebook: It wasn't over for me....Not yet...... It still isn't over.
POBAW: And in that moment, I swear, we were infinite.
Looking for Alaska: Aren't we all searching for a great perhaps? A way out of the labyrinth.
It's A Wonderful Life: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Samuel L Jackson: I fucking love you motherfucker.
Maltese: Inhobbok ja qatta liba f'oxx kemm ghandek.
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.
